Gloria’s Lie-Clock

A TXTPower forum member, who’s obviously interested in anagrams, posted this:

“Kapag kinarambola mo ang pangalan GLORIA may mabubuo kang salita at ito : GO LIAR”

Meanwhile, below is a rehashed George W. Bush joke sent to me by a friend. Insted of Bush, the new “bida” is Gloria:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that shenever told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Gloria Macapagal Arroyo’s clock?” asked the man.

“The Philippine President’s’ clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

2 Replies to “Gloria’s Lie-Clock”

  1. Proves that GMA does lie all the time and it kept on going and going and going and going and going and going and going…. NAKAENERGIEZER ATA YAN EH!!!

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